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Thursday, October 12, 2017

puerto rico

I stand with President Trump on this issue.

puerto rico has been a 3rd world welfare island for decades leeching off the USA while holding themselves aloof from total commitment … and has no desire to change that status.

puerto rico wants all the benefits of an American State WITHOUT DESIRING TO BECOME an American State – sounds like calimexarabia – which also finds itself in the steely grip of natural disasters designed and meted out to wake them up from their self-centered slumber and destructive behaviors.

American States have financial woes also from the various natural disasters that have plagued us since the obama reign of terror, that thankfully ENDED this past November. American States NEED federal aid to pull them out of the slump they find themselves in. While President Trump has given puerto rico financial aid and domestic supplies to help pull their lives together, it is NOT the responsibility of the USA to hold puerto rico’s hand while they continue to slap at that helping hand and snap at our goodwill.

American has troubles of its own to recoup from.

Let puerto rico learn … and if they have to learn through harsh lessons; perhaps they will mature.


USA WITHDRAWS FROM unesco

GOOD!

Now the USA needs to ban the un from America and force it to relocate to a European country more in line with its racist arab funded muslim agenda.

Europe has become a muslim stronghold long against America and Israel; Americans have no sympathy for terrorists or rapists.

The fact that a racist organization, such as unesco (united nations educational, scientific, and cultural organization) exists is laughable given its shameful and hypocritical racist slant towards arab terrorists posing as a NONEXISTANT “people” (palestinians – REAL ones … have BEEN DEAD FOR EONS! Real palestinains simply DO NOT EXIST in the REAL world).

The un is fundamentally funded and owned by arab terrorists intent on destroying Israel and America: TIME FOR IT TO GO!

SASQUATCH & GARLIC

I have had fun designing things around a boy theme this year to honor my little grandson’s presence in our lives ;-) We never – in a million thoughts – dreamed of a grandson … or any more grandchildren after our daughter’s surgery more than a decade ago that removed one of her diseased ovaries and left her with a remaining ‘defunct’ ovary, ‘incapable of pregnancy’ according to the surgeon.

((((SURPRISE))))! 3 years ago Elohei had other plans for our family ;-) Our grandson was born as his sister was graduating high school: she graduated the first of June, and he was born the end of June. Both of our grandchildren are literal blessings from Elohei as our daughter was told at 16 she ’would never have natural children of her own’ – I was with the doctor that day she was told that devastating news. I comforted her as best I humanly could, got busy praying, and started a 100 piece layette for my future grandchild totally believing in and trusting in Elohei’s faithfulness to heal and bless. Our granddaughter was born 3 years later and we felt elation and thankful that Elohei had graced us with a perfect, beautiful granddaughter. We NEVER expected another grandchild – especially 18 years after the first; he surprised everyone, including his mother and father. LOL

Anyone reading my Blog knows by now that our little prince is this ‘gamma’s’ pride and crowning joy though we cannot visit him - or him us, at the moment due to complicating circumstances.

Even so, I am getting pleasure out of designing items for boys this year. I started with a Philippine theme because he is ½ Filipino, and then kinda ricocheted all over the place after the Frog & Philippine flower slippers … so the main theme this year is "BOY THEME" :-D



Monster Earflap Hats: https://jeastofeden.blogspot.com/2017/10/crunch-time.html


In June my designing and crafting totally fell by the wayside when we sold the old house and bought this new one … and ended up doing a LOT of remolding on it and NO designing and crafting whatsoever <:-O

But with my 1st Bazaar this year starting in 2 weeks & 2 days from now, I need to beef up my Bazaar Cache: I have been crafting every day – all day since the kitchen remodel was finished. What could be more boy mode than our own Pacific Northwest ‘monster’; the ever present and ever elusive Sasquatch? With Sasquatch in mind, a Sasquatch earflap hat began to formulate in my mind’s eye, and I worked it up all day long yesterday finishing it early this morning around 2 a.m.:

MOD Sasquatch Earflap Beanie. 4-10 YO $10

Early yesterday afternoon I went online and took inspiration from these 2 representations on the creature … we, personally, have never seen one, BUT we DID HEAR one while wilderness camping in the Cayuse Pass region (my idea – I thought it would be fun and a good Home Education experience: I had NO IDEA …) with our granddaughter when she was 9 years old (she is 21 now). We had a big beautiful wolf then (1/2 Timber & ½ Gray wolf: she has since passed on and is waiting for us to join her at our Heavenly cabin), and even the wolf was rattled when she heard the weird and eerie howling in the dark dusky dawn. Precious – our wolf – jumped straight up from where she had been lying by our sleeping bag and her hair stood straight up from head to tail while she stood looking in the direction of the unearthly sound. It was really freaky. And unnerving. Hubs and I had been raised in the deep country and we have NEVER heard ANYTHING like that. I went to our granddaughter’s sleeping bag and brought her into our sleeping bag and Precious stood guard over us, keeping a close eye on Alyna. While lying there listening to the weird and strange vocalization and whispering to each other about what kind of creature would make that kind of sound, Hubs and I decided to scrap the wilderness camping experience as soon as dawn broke and finish our camping at our traditional camping place, Millersylvania State Park, where it is lighted and populated; our wolf was still so spooked that she stayed close to Alyna's side while we packed up and boggied outta there. And a loooooooooong time ago, when our daughter was about 12 years old, we were camping in Cougar, WA, and actually saw huge footprints with 6 toes, in a region around Merrill Lake where we were hiking – we have never seen the creature, but our experiences have solidified our belief in Sasquatch, even if people mock us: we KNOW what we have SEEN and what we have HEARD. For the past 12 years I have refused to travel through Chinook Pass again until recently, when the desire to revisit Tipso Lake got the best of me last Spring.

While I can’t personally vouch for the appearance of Sasquatch … I can vouch for the reality of Sasquatch ;-) And I pulled MOD Sasquatch Earflap Beanie design together by utilizing certain features pulled from these 2 internet pictures; and I used Aran yarn because IF Sasquatch migrated to North America from Asia via the ancient land-bridge, MPO is that his hair would not be brown - it would remain true to the Abominable Snowman coloring: like MOD Sasquatch Earflap Beanie pictured above ...

I replaced the red splotchy facial area features with a medium gray coloring because I think that would be more characteristic. MPO
I used the hair idea of this Sasquatch face mask of what Sasquatch looks like; according to the Native Americans in the Pacific Northwest: Southeast Alaska, Coastal British Columbia & Northwest Washington from Puget Sound to Yakutat.

What do yu’all think?

And the garlic? Well, I am cooking a garlicy Chicken meal :-) Chicken soup was the ancient Jewish equivalent of penicillin. And a high dose (41 cloves of garlic?) can reduce the number of days sick with a cold or the flu by 61% (!) … well, I have been sniffling the past 3 days and Hubs mentioned this recipe last night during one of my sneezing fits – so I am baking it … and watching the little birdies at the Bird Feeder :-D

Bird Feeder & Bird House Hubs designed & crafted.
Chicken with 41 Garlic - tonight's Supper.

CHICKEN WITH 41 CLOVES OF GARLIC – Serves 4 to 6

This French provincial recipe sounds strong and bitter tasting, but it really is quite delicately delicious. This recipe is one of our basic Fall/Winter meals. It is excellent accompanied by roasted spuds and a green vegetable side dish.

I line my baking pan with foil because I am a lazy haus frau, and the foil makes for easy cleanup ;-)

This recipe is attended to periodically, so it does take time to cook. But it is worth the effort!

READ THE ENTIRE RECIPE BEFORE BEGINNING …

3 Bay Leaves * 2 TBSP Rosemary * 41 cloves of garlic * Salt & freshly ground black Pepper to taste * 3-1/2 lb. roasting chicken, cut into pieces * 1 TBSP Thyme * 2 TBSP Safflower Oil * 1 cup dry White Wine * French Garlic Bread

Preheat oven to 450-degrees.

Blend bay leaf, rosemary, salt & pepper (I use a coffee grinder to mix it up) and season the chicken skin with the mixture. Put the chicken in a small roasting pan. Pour oil over chicken and surround it with the garlic cloves.

Bake, uncovered for 45 minutes. Drain off all the fat and discard. Add wine, cover, and lower heat to 350-degrees. Cook an additional hour, basting occasionally. Remove cover and bake about 10 minutes more, continuing to baste.

Toast the French Garlic Bread.

Remove garlic from pan, mash and mix with the pan juices. Cut chicken into pieces if you have used a whole chicken, and pour sauce over them. 

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

CRUNCH TIME

A week ago I took stock of my Bazaar Cache and realized that I hadn’t as much in the bins as I assumed I had (!), so I ran into town and bought some more yarn … as if I didn’t have enough in the 11 boxes that came with us when we moved in this house in June; LOL. The truth is that though I do have LOTS of yarn, NONE of it was the colors I needed for the projects I had in mind - isn’t that the main lament of a yarn hoarder? Hahaha. I mostly use Red Heart yarn because it is tried and true. I did use Lion's Brand Homespun for the Santa beard because I like the effect of Homepsun.

And NONE of the Joann coupons I took with me were worth the trouble I took to cut them apart and stick them in my purse – EVERY ONE OF THEM were for the following week (today as a matter of fact, as I type): I am thinking the coupons are no good for me as they are always – for one reason or another worthless: our paydays just do not jive with the dates required and I don't spend every day running into town and shopping.

Anyhow, long story short; I needed more yarn/I bought more yarn/I came home and got busy … and am praying like crazy that I make a good return on the expenditure during the upcoming Bazaars ;-)

For the majority of the Summer we were doing a kitchen remodel so I didn’t have much time to design anything new – this past week I only had time to design 2 items even though I worked up 7 items that need to be tagged and cached. Here are the pictures of the items I made this past week (and I always tweak the original patterns to suit my customer’s whims) – with original pattern links following to give credit where credit is due:

Scandinavian Santa Gnome – he is so cute, I just had to make him. And if he doesn’t sell, he can sit on my window sill until January 2018 ;-) $15


Having had only girls underfoot for 40 years and primarily working up girl items through the years, I am finding it a pleasure and a joy to think of and work up boy items and thinking of my little grandson and how he would like the things I am making. This past week I focused on Monster Hats. Apparently girls like Monster Hats too, so I made a few. These hats were simple to do … and fun too:

MOD Blue Critter Hat – minus the mustache and tassles $10 1 to 3 YO
My Critter Hat inspiration – Critter Hat, Mustache Monster Blue - LL Bean $16.99
MOD Pink Critter Hat - minus smile and tassels $10 1 to 3 YO
My Critter Hat Inspiration – Critter Hat, Smile Monster Pink – LL Bean $19.95

The Basic Earflap pattern I used for MOD items above can be found at this link: FREE Basic Earflap Pattern: https://web.archive.org/web/20160229125904/http://craft-chic.com/free-crochet-pattern-basic-ear-flap-hat/


These cute bug-eyed beanies were a combination of the above pattern ... and the following pattern link following pics ...

Blue Googly Eye Monster Hat $10 4 to 10 YO
Pink Googly Eye Monster Hat $10 4 to 10 YO



Monday, October 9, 2017

COLUMBUS DAY






We celebrate Columbus Day in our family. Why? Because it is important and because it is valid.

I understand that this is a problem with pseudo Americans today: TOO BAD!

As a person with Native American DNA as well as European and Asian DNA, I don’t have a problem with Columbus Day; but I DO have a problem with certain groups pf people LIVING IN AMERICA that have a problem with American History.

Native Americans – like any other ethnic group – have had their black spots on History also … but that is no REASON TO TRY TO ERASE HISTORY OR REWRITE IT.

Columbus Day celebrates the SPIRIT OF EXPLORATION: Native Americans should understand that concept.

So Europeans infiltrated and gained the land later to become known as ‘America’ by conquest. Big deal? Not really; Native Americans, themselves, gained land by conquest. So Europeans killed a couple of Native Americans. Big deal? Not really: Native Americans, themselves, killed their enemies and nearly eradicated entire Native American tribes during times of war – which is what gaining more land all about.

The entire argument made by rabble-rousing Native American tribes is at best ridiculous, and at worse … H.Y.P.O.C.R.I.T.I.C.AL.

In fact, it’s downright laughable.

Like the ‘palestinian’ argument.

There are so many holes in the argument that they are losing ground before they can find firm footing.

So is the argument that Native Americans are the only people in North America that are allowed to gain land by conquest and war tactics acceptable? RIDICULOUS AND NEANDERTHAL THINKING!

Columbus Day happened.

Europeans now live in America.

Get over it; get over yourselves: learn to live together people.

Friday, October 6, 2017

SOUP(S) DAY ;-)

Today I got busy making soups for Fall meals; these I cooked in my various crockpots this afternoon - and will slip into the refrigerator tonight before I turn in & will puree and freeze tomorrow. Recipes for the asterisked soups follow at the bottom of this post:

F to BK ... Shitake mushrooms, Crimini mushrooms & Button Mushrooms for Wild Mushroom Soup.
Sliced mushrooms for the soup ...
Wild Mushroom & Leek Soup* ready to cook in the crockpot.
Prep for the 4 Onion Soup*, Soup, to be cooked in the crockpot.
Spicy Winter Squash Soup* ready to plug  in ...
This is all I used to prepare 3 meals that will stretch to 6 for the 2 of us.

After the crockpots were plugged in and the dishes washed, I turned my attention to breaking down and wrapping the Edelweiss meats – we were visiting loved ones in Oregon Tuesday morning and stopped by Edelweiss Meat Market & Deli (http://www.edelweissdeli.com/), before heading home, to visit our granddaughter and her fiancé that work there; and of course we ate a german fare lunch there (OH! SO GOOD!) and walked out with a hefty meat order that has to be wrapped today if we aren’t to lose it. I like German food in the Fall and Winter months, and am happy that there is a german market/deli somewhere closer than Leavenworth to go to when I get the urge for an authentic german meal. I bought some crumb cheeses too, bagged dry Spätzle noodles, and Mulled Cider also; fresh spätzle is time consuming to make, the cheeses sounded good (and they are!), and though I’m the only one in the family that likes mulled cider, it sure tastes good in October ;-)

Prep for freezing the meats we bought at Edelweiss Meat Market & Deli where Alyna & Liam work. Bottom working leftward – Garlic-Rosemary Bologna, Olive Bologna, Pistachio Bologna, a wonderful tasting dry sausage that tastes remarkably like Goteborg sausage, GIGANTIC 2 Ham Hocks, Beef Soup Bones, and Curry Brats. We can’t wait to eat this stuff! We don't know what the long sausages are in front of the ham hocks, but they looked good, so we bought them; LOL

As soon as the meats were taken care of, we hung the suet basket for the birds that we watch dart about and fly by our windows – and decided that instead of selling Bob’s original Bird Feeder and Bird House at one of the Bazaars, we’d keep them for ourselves and hang them where we can watch the birds from our easy chairs. While setting that up, I noticed that the Ranunculus bulbs I planted last week are beginning to push up through the soil in the container I planted them in; & a squawking flock of geese flew overhead so low that I could see their feet tucked up under them as they passed by …

Bird Suet hung in the tree.
Hub's original design Bird Feeder and Bird House ready for our feathers visitors ...
Ranunculus bulbs sprouting: hard to see in this pic, but there IS greenery showing ;-)

While the soups continue to cook and infuse our home with their delicious odors, I am going to spread my Bazaar totes out on the table and take inventory to see exactly what I have left-over from last year, and what I need to flesh out before the season begins. I know I am low on Coffee Cuffs, so I designed these 2, and whipped them up last night – though people think Frankenstein is strictly a halloween scare tactic, Mary Shelley was actually ahead of her times and onto a freaky truth that started in ancient Egypt and has been picked up in modern medical practices … some people today, desperate to hang onto their lives, are actually walking around with the body parts of cadavers in their bodies (hearts, lungs, eyes, faces, ect.) and give an up close and personal meaning to ’living dead’; some people with brittle bones have even had pig bone grafted to their bones. Doctors today are attaching fingers, hands, feet, ears, ect.; to people who have been injured in these areas. Frankenstein, to me, has always amplified reality more than superstitious scary innuendoes:

MOD Frankenstein Coffee Cuffs.

==WILD MUSHROOM SOUP & LEEK SOUP – Makes about 8 cups

1 stick unsalted butter – 1 small Onion, finely chopped – 1 small Leek, white parts only, finely diced – 1 small Celery stalk, finely diced – 1 small baking Potato, peeled & finely diced – 2 pounds = 10 cups Mushroom mix (I used button, crimini & shitake), minced – 4 cups Chicken Stock – ½ cup whipping cream – Salt & freshly ground Black Pepper to taste – freshly grated Parmesan Cheese – minced fresh Parsley,

Put the butter in the crockpot. Prepare the leek, celery, potato, & mushrooms as directed and place them in the crockpot. Add stock, salt, pepper & parsley – put lid on crockpot and plug in. Cook on HIGH to a boil, then reduce heat to LOW for about 6 hours. Unplug crockpot and remove crock to be placed into the refrigerator until cool enough to blend. Blend in batches to puree.

Add pureed soup to a saucepan and reheat on stovetop at medium-low heat; adding the cream slowly and stirring gently. Ladle into bowls and garnish with cheese.

==4 ONION SOUP – 6 Servings

3 TBLS unsalted Butter – 2 cups sliced Onions – 2 cups sliced Leeks (white & tender green parts) – 2/3 cups = 4 bunches sliced Green Onions (white parts only) – 1/3 cups sliced Shallots – 2 tsp. minced fresh Ginger – 1-1/2 tsp. minced Garlic – generous pinch of Cayenne pepper – 1-1/2 tsp. all-purpose Flour – 7 cups Chicken Stock – 1 cup dry White Wine – 1-1/2 TBSP Cognac – 2 or 3 tsp. fresh Lemon Juice – 1 tsp. Salt – ¼ tsp. fresh ground Black Pepper – snipped fresh Chives

Put the butter in the crockpot. Prepare the onions, leek, green onions, shallots, ginger, garlic, cayenne pepper, flour, stock, wine, cognac, lemon juice, and salt & pepper in the crockpot – put lid on crockpot and plug in. Cook on HIGH to a boil, then reduce heat to LOW for about 6 hours.

Ladle into bowls and sprinkle with chives. Serve immediately. (Can be prepared 1 day ahead and refrigerated: reheat.)

==SPICY WINTER SQUASH SOUP – 4 to 6 Servings

Use acorn, butternut or banana squash. (I used pumpkin because I like pumpkin ;-)) Basically any winter squash will due.

¼ stick of unsalted Butter – ½ cup Onion, chopped – 1-1/4 tsp. minced Garlic – ½ tsp. ground Coriander – ¼ tsp (scant) ground Cumin – pinch of Cayenne pepper – 4 cups Winter Squash, coarsely chopped – 3-1/2 cups water – ½ tsp. Sugar – Salt & freshly ground Black Pepper – ½ cup whipping cream OR Yogurt (optional) – 1-1/2 TBSP fresh Parsley, minced


Put the butter in the crockpot. Add everything EXCEPT the cream – put lid on crockpot and plug in. Cook on HIGH to a boil, then reduce heat to LOW for about 6 to 8 hours until squash is very tender. Unplug crockpot and remove crock to be placed in the refrigerator until cool enough to blend. Blend in batches to puree. Place pureed soup into a saucepan over medium-low heat and stir in cream; thin with additional water if necessary. Ladle into bowls and serve immediately. (Can be prepared 2 days ahead and refrigerated: reheat.)

Thursday, October 5, 2017

3 Week House Review

Finally bringing our home together after 4 months – we moved in June 30th, but due to house repairs, unforeseen circumstances, and crazy freak house incidents … we haven’t been able to start making our home {o.u.r.h.o.m.e.} until this morning. It feels good! And the house is starting to look good too ;-)

Two weeks ago the roof was finally put on, thank God: just in the nic of time. We are not into our monsoon season yet, but we have had a couple of rainy days; I’m just glad it finally got done before I had to morph into Katharina; LOL! As soon as the roof was finished and the men left, I got busy repotting my Geraniums – I had 2 very large/1 medium pots hanging from the front porch overhang, but they were really too high for me to reach comfortably and were getting uncomfortably heavy to lift and turn every few weeks to keep them bushily balanced … so I upended them, repotted them into smaller terra cotta pots (to be put in big bins and stored under the porch, protected from the frost and snow during the Winter months), and used the large pots to replant the divided chrysanthemums into: I bought 3 double planted chrysanthemum plants at Wal*Mart and divided them, placing a half of each plant (a yellow, purple & white) in each pot; they add a splash of color to the curbside flowerbed area:

Chrysanthemum Pot ... 3 in one. Cut in half and repotted. These are perennial plants here, so they will need a bigger container next year.
Repotted Geraniums - taken out of big pots and put into smaller terra cotta pots.
Geranium overflow ... I LIKE Geraniums as you can see, and they will re-bloom and proliferate every Spring if left to dry and stored properly every Fall.

Last week the kitchen was finished and appliances put in place, except for the refrigerator … which was put in 2 days ago: just glad it is D.O.N.E! Actually the fellas really did a phenomenal job and; the kitchen looks fantastic; I was just chomping at the bit because I want to L.I.V.E.I.N. the house we bought in June and feel like it is really our home instead of a construction site, and I admit I was starting to get testy. There are boxes that have not even been unpacked yet: now they can be ;-) And we are no longer {spring chickens} – every day lost will forever stay lost at our age; there’s no recouping lost time when you are 61 and 68 – you do not get a ‘chance to redo’ anything. But, now the kitchen re-model is done-done and we can all go forward with our lives …

KITCHEN DONE!
MOD Fall Ivy basket.
Scarecrow Rug at Front Door.

I did lose my cool last night though – I did not chew anybody out, and Hubs was not my surrogate focus of anger, but I did reach the end of my rope and decided to stop waiting and start acting as far as the in-house thermostat was concerned: I had made up my mind to call an electrician and have him put the darned thing in … NO MATTER WHAT IT COST. Seriously. For such ‘a small thing’, it had every single person on the job (the thermostat was included in the house revamp contract and we were assured that it would be in when the job was done) running from it as fast as they could, passing it on to someone else, and making the cross sign like it was an evil annoyance. Yesterday morning when we were assured that ‘it would be done before the end of the day’, and we waited all day for it to be put in yesterday and it wasn’t – well – let’s just say that was the ‘end of the road’ as far as I was concerned. Hubs is a little more forgiving than I am, but I do not suffer being lied to very well. I let it be known that I was upset: rightfully and righteously so. I did it calmly, but I was very clear – and I slept like a baby.

I do not apologize because the whole runaround was ridiculous.

And the darned thing was finally put in and set up this morning, which is good because the mornings are getting cooler:

THERMOSTAT IN – ((((YAY!!!!))))

After that was taken care of, I started decorating; I don’t do a lot of decorating because because Hubs has never liked this particular month … or the activities that go along with it, but I do like a splash of Fall color in the house. I keep every décor detail neutrally FALL THEMED such as colorful leaves, scarecrows (because I am a farmer at heart and scarecrows are a farmer’s friend), pumpkins (2 months of décor for the price of 1 on this item; LOL), bats, corn cobs (these are in one of the unpacked boxes and will probably not get used this year), Fall flowers, ect. Basically anything having to do with Harvest. This year the decorating is slim because everything has been hectic around here. But these things I did manage to get up …

Kitchen Scarecrow.
MOD Fall Cornucopia – kitchen
MOD Very low-key Fall mantle decor.
Back door rug.
MOD re-worked back door Fall Wreath.

In the midst of working on the door wreath, the new washer and dryer arrived as well as the Satellite TV technician: it’s been a BUSY DAY here today, but I am not complaining; I am rejoicing. Most of this house had to be rebuilt and reworked and the fellas actually DID get everything done pretty quick, even with the complications and rising tensions incurred: for all intents and purposes our home is now a NEW HOUSE, and from today forward, we can really rest and be at peace knowing our Winter hibernation period will be calm and relaxing:

Last week the old washer and dryer started going off skid ... so we bought new ones  - the new ones arrived today.

I was reading my easy-read Jesus People Bible this morning and noticed that it is getting rather ragged. I am sorry to see that. This Bible has seen a LOT of usage, and it is pretty old; I got it when I was 14 years old, at the Rose Festival Parade in Oregon – a group of Jesus People hippies were walking among the people and handing them out. I really enjoy reading it because it is written in plain everyday talk and very handy to use when witnessing to people who have not been raised in church – and/or are not familiar with the King James Bible or Biblical understanding; this Jesus People Bible of mine is easy to read and easy to understand because the wording is easy even though it is comparable to the King James Bible in every other way …

Oh No!! My Jesus People Bible is falling apart at the seams after 47 years ...

Well, that’s all there is to share tonight.

I’m going to put my laptop away now and work on some projects I found over on Annemarie's Haakblog’s Blog; my little grandson would enjoy these ;-)

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