It started out with a plan, but the plans
fell flat the closer we got to the goal which was *Layser Cave near Randall (info at
bottom of post)*. But I
wanted to go in the back way through Cougar, so we stopped at the Ranger
Station to see if the road we wanted was open … the woman working the desk said
it was not. BUMMER! She said there had been a washout and the forestry service
has decided not to fix it – ever. Double bummer :-(
While there we spotted this Sasquatch
‘orphan’ that needed ‘rescued’, so I bought it: we, here in the Pacific
Northwest, must do our part in helping to keep this beloved elusive creature safe
;-)
Bigfoot rescue Kit. Bought at Cougar's Ranger Station.
So … our plan spoiled, we decided to try for
Ape Cave and Lava Valley: we’d come all that way, so we might as well go home
with some recorded memories imprinted in the
gray matter data bank, right?
Lava Valley. Cougar, WA: A big, pretty, dark magenta colored rock caught this rock hound's eye.
Lava Valley. Cougar, WA: I have a rock fetish, what can I say? LOL. Seriously though, I do like to study rocks, and this white mineraloid rock is interesting with the bright green spots of lichen on it. Lichen takes a long time to grow – mere millimeters or less a year; and they are the oldest living things on earth. Lichens that are 3 inches wide are estimated to be about 600 years old; I estimated this lichen to be the size of a pencil top eraser, so it probably began its life on this particular rock after the Mt. St. Helens eruption in 1980 … making this lichen about 37 years old.
Lava Valley. Cougar, WA: Actual path of a lava flow … past (known record of a Mt. St. Helen’s eruption was 200 years before the 1980 eruption) & recent (1980) flows, making this Lava Valley at least 237 years old – or more.
Mt. St. Helens backdrop behind Lava Valley. Cougar, WA
Lava Valley. Cougar, WA: White pumice gravel made nature’s way.
The 4x sufficiently dusted out and our
awe-inspired juices flowing, we back-tracked to Ape Cave and milled around with
the other visiting gawkers. We happily tramped up the trail and oohed and awed
over the volcanic lahar tunnel, but we did not go into the Cave because our old
legs simply could not stand the steep stairs necessary for the descent into the
murky, musty bowels of the earth – and with baby boy prone to asthma attacks
when moldy dust is stirred up, we just stood around the yawning mouth of the
underground tunnel cave and watched everyone else ascending and descending. Apparently there is
some sort of fungal disease that the Cave bats have been infected with and the
visiting humans can carry it out with them; if they do not clean their shoes with
the shoe brushes provided, humans can carry the fungus and spread it to infect
other bats which will wipe out the entire colony.
Ape Cave Gift Shop. Cougar, WA
Ape Cave Requirement. Cougar, WA
Huge piece of volcanic pumice rock from Mt. St. Helen's eruption. No way of knowing whether it was ancient (200+) or recent (1980).
Bat Preservation Plaque at Ape Cave. Cougar, WA
Entrance to Ape Cave. Dark & mysterious ... and not for old duffers. Cougar, WA
Look at ALL those STEEP stairs. We passed on exploring the depths pf Ape cave. Cougar, WA
Pumice rock chunks litter the ground around Ape Cave, which is just a GIGANTIC lava tube.
By then, we were getting hungry; so back
into Cougar we drove. We immediately saw a restaurant that appealed to us … and
ordered food that would have made our elusive hairy Legend proud. I ordered a ‘Bigfoot
BBQ Bacon Burger’ made with a ground baby back ribs/brisket patty which was
DELISH! (eating like this every night
until our home is finished has made me REGAIN the weight I lost PLUS – and I am
certain more will be gained before this is all finished), and Hubs had a ‘Crazy
Ape Burger’ liberally sprinkled with chunky slices of jalapeno peppers; we are going to be rolling home ... literally.
I have already warned Hubs that as soon as we are back home we are exclusively eating
Weight Watcher’s recipes; every single WW recipe book I own will be employed
and we are not deviating until we lose at least 1/3 of what the scales say we
weigh. Restaurant food can be delicious for adventurous eaters, but it is also
very fattening.
Lone Fir Restaurant in Cougar, WA. Of course we had to stop after spotting Sasquatch advertising the food ;-)
The food here was DELISH – and you get your $$ worth. Definitely worth a return.
Staggering out to the pickup loaded down with
the load we put on at the Lone Fir restaurant, we turned the 4x towards home
and had a ‘gotcha!’ moment when I spotted what looked like 2 big elk in a field.
I excitedly called out: ‘2 elk!’ and asked Hubs to make a u-turn so I could get
a better look at them, saying, ‘they’re a lighter color than normal – aren’t
they supposed to be a dark brown with a buff colored rump? These 2 are just
plain buff ...’ and then we started laughing because when we got a closer look
at them, they were spendy cardboard imitations of the real deal; cleverly done …
GOTCHA! Fake cardboard elk faked me out. Cougar, WA. We have seen albino elk, but these were not real.
And for once there were no vehicles behind us
and Hubs was able to pull over at Eli’s place so I could get a picture of his
flashy tepee. Eli is Kerry’s (my BIL) friend & carving buddy; he is also Native
American and has a novelty shop on his premises where he sells Native American
flutes, artistically carved woodwork, and other tribal doodads. But I like the spacious
and colorfully painted tepee ;-)
Eli's tepee. 'Eli's Creations' in Ariel - this side of Cougar, WA. Near the Tribal Lodge.
It was a great way to bring a close to the
Shabbat menuchah (rest).
*However, once we got back to the
Hotel, I did a search online for the Layser Cave and found that the
road leading to Layser Cave was OPEN from the RANDALL SIDE and going to
Layser Cave by way of Randall would have gotten us there. Maybe next time we have
buddy with us we’ll go the Randall route. We first stumbled upon this cave when
our granddaughter Alyna, was about 5 years old, and the cave was pure then (17 years ago)… we have been back there many times since, but we understand that it has now been turned into a tourist trap and that vandals
have defaced it with graffiti and wood-smoke stains from illegal fires. But I
would still like our little prince to see it because it is a cool cave … small compared to other caves,
but still pretty cool to experience. It looks claustrophobic glancing at
the entrance opening, but when you get inside, it’s a rather open area; and there is
comfortable standing space before it slopes at a backward angle.
From Randle, Washington
travel south on State Highway 131 (Forest Roads 23 and 25). Veer left in 1 mile
at the Y of Forest Road 23 and Forest Road 25.
Continue to follow Forest
Road 23 for about 7 miles to spur road 083. Turn left on Forest Road 083. The
hard to find trailhead is on a sharp turn that goes up and left.
