JIM DANDY TO THE RESCUE

Just WHEN I think I have experienced everything there is to experience in this demonrat lunacy … I have a run in with a redneck Jim Dandy.

All these months that road work has been going on – EXTENSIVE road work at every corner of the State – I have been wondering where the $$$$$$$ is coming from.

And not only road work: HOUSING PROJECTS have been springing up at unprecedented speed in every available green space in every County.

I’m pretty sure the demonrat DC confers are footing the bill for illegal alien, and foreign refugee transplants to be “resettled” and housed for free in the PNW (it’s the demonrat way to steal from the Legal Citizens to make way for anti-American freeloaders).

This morning, I found out how the road work is being financed.

Jim Dandy to the County's Rescue.

When I was pulled over, I immediately checked my speedometer: 55 on the nose.

I’m a hick from the sticks – I know small backcountry towns are speed traps.

And like I said … there is extensive road work going on; I am careful with the speed trap routes, and the road work zones.

So, when I was pulled over, and the little man cop doing all he can in posturing to put himself forward as a big man, started in … I listened to his spiel. And cut him off when he cited what he ‘clocked’ me at.

I butted in, and said, “I don’t believe that. I know what I was doing when you pulled in behind me: 55, on the nose.”

He said, “Well, I cited you at 60”.

If he could have pulled off strutting … he would have slipped into the Jim Dandy steps, right on cue.

I bit my tongue from smartassing, “Well Jim Dandy, I’m citing you for bullshit.”

‘Jim Dandy To The Rescue’ song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n3NH8gSrMs

Bullshit aside, even if I was doing 5 mph over the speed limit (which I wasn’t), 5 mph over the speed limit is not a crime; it’s in the ‘safe zone’. It’s not reckless driving. It’s not endangerment driving.

Both of us knew it.

Instead, I just looked at him, trying to back him down; while fishing out my ID, registration papers and proof of ownership paper. I know what speed I was doing – I know he was blowing smoke because it’s the end of the month, and he needs his ticket book showing a certain percentage.

When he brought my ID, and papers back to me, he asked, “Where are you heading?”

I said, “That’s not relevant to why you pulled me over.”

I mean, WTH?

First, Jim Dandy pulled me on trumped up charges … then grilled me about my destination?

That was none of his business!

He must be a democrat, because his nazi tactics are the demonrat MO.

I drive this route because I like the scenic river views, and a relaxing countryside drive along the route; but if Jim Dandy is going to be bird dogging Wahkiakum County with bullshit maneuvers … I can forgo the scenic river view, and enjoy an alternate relaxing countryside drive.

So, Thursday, when I drive to my Naselle Coffee Hour, I’ll be making an unforeseen stop at the County Courthouse to pay the $108 bullshit ticket needed to pay for one of the gravel pebbles in the chip seal laid from Spring ‘til now…

Can you believe this horseshit?

And ever after Thursday, I’ll be driving the looong way around the mountain to avoid Jim Dandy.

I’m done with Wahkiakum County ridiculousness; there is a reason Bob & I never moved back there: the cop games are 1 of them (Wahkiakum County is renown for crooked cops). So, I’ll just bypass the horseshit, and spend my road trip $$$ in another County: without the hefty hand-in-pocket-toll fee to pass through.